Now, what kind of jackass puts a picture of herself on her own blog?
By the time you get to the end of this (hopefully) short entry, a shot of me chilling on a couch will make a bit more sense.

Have you ever had that vision in your head where a top-hat dance ensemble encircles you as you have a relaxing bath?? Well, maybe that's just me...

My dear readers,
I humbly apologize and regret not posting my usual weekly entries into the Fernandez Notebooks...

We have google, yahoo, mapquest, and countless searches to find countless answers. But I must admit that google has failed me numerous times. Every time I've searched for the "love of my life" it gives me Freddy Mercury singing on YouTube.

That little beauty is my new guitar. There was a point in my life where I could hear a song and ear-play it on my guitar, saxophone, piano or the other instruments my wonderful parents showered me with.

There are two things I have always wanted a bartender to say to me (none of which have happenned yet):

#1 - Pick your poison.
#2 - What's your secret?